his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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