IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Randomize