No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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