I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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