covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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