After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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