we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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