Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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