I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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