Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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