I need help removing her.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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