I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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