Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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