so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I'm having to shit out rocks
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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