I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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