do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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