butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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