He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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