I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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