Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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