Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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