I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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