you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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