$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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