i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
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