pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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