Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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