I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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