I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
you are never too drunk for berry picking
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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