he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
