just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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