I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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