She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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