Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
