I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
do nipples grow back?
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