did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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