stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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