I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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