Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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