Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The adults are the big ones right?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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