i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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