Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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