Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Dicks are not precious.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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