you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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