Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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