Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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