I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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