just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I think i got beer on your cat.
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