Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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