Do you still have your period?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Boobs are out for the taking
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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