Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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