check it out our google latitudes are spooning
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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