He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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