And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
