protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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