HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Randomize