I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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