Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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