Christians are straight up FREAKS
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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