ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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